to all you skeptics, rumour-believers and uninvolved, LISTEN UP.
all that hearsay are totally LIES.
you want to hear the truth,
ask me straight in the face.
i wont ask you who you heard the lies from, so dont worry. and should there be any doubts, please do clarify with me. dont go round telling the world fake statements that sully my integrity as a person.
and no worries, i wont bite.
you have my number, so just call.
thanks.

oh, and you.
it'll be on your conscience for spreading those rumours.
you'll regret you ever crossed my path.
you'll regret for not trusting.
so, good luck to you, moron.